Old Dogs
Old Dogs (2009)
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25 November 2009 (USA) more
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Sit. Stay. Play Dad. more
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Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead to them being placed in the care of 7-year-old twins. | add synopsis
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)John Travolta | ... | Charlie | |
Robin Williams | ... | Dan | |
Kelly Preston | ... | Vicki | |
Conner Rayburn | ... | Zach | |
Ella Bleu Travolta | ... | Emily | |
Lori Loughlin | ... | Amanda | |
Seth Green | ... | Ralph White | |
Bernie Mac | ... | Jimmy Lunchbox | |
Matt Dillon | ... | Barry | |
Ann-Margret | ... | Martha | |
Rita Wilson | ... | Jenna | |
Amy Sedaris | ... | Condo Woman | |
Residente | ... | Tattoo Artist | |
Sab Shimono | ... | Yoshiro Nishamura (as Saburo Shimono) | |
Kevin Yamada | ... | Riku (as Kevin W. Yamada) |
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Rated PG for some mild rude humor.
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USA:88 min
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The film was planned to be released on April 10, 2009, but Bernie Mac's death caused Disney to postpone the release date to November 25, 2009. more
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Featured in 81st Annual Academy Awards (2009) (TV) more
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Old Dogs
BY ROGER EBERT / November 24, 2009
Cast & Credits Charlie John TravoltaDan Robin Williams Craig Seth Green Jimmy Lunchbox Bernie Mac Barry Matt Dillon Martha Ann-Margret Jenna Rita Wilson Condo woman Amy Sedaris Walt Disney Studios presents a film directed by Walt Becker. Written by David Diamond and David Weissman. Running time: 88 minutes. Rated PG (for mild rude humor). |
"Old Dogs" is stupefying dimwitted. What were John Travolta and Robin Williams thinking of? Apparently their agents weren't perceptive enough to smell the screenplay in its advanced state of decomposition, but wasn't there a loyal young intern in the office to catch them at the elevator and whisper, "You've paid too many dues to get involved with such crap at this stage in your careers."
In this turkey, Williams and Travolta play business partners trying to float a big deal with Japan. Meanwhile, they're saddled with baby-sitting 6-year-old twins. The film makes a big business meeting in Las Vegas with Japanese investors a study in laugh-avoidance. The Japanese line up on one side of a table in a Japanese restaurant, and Travolta, Williams, their partner Seth Green and a translator are on the other. Travolta tries to warm them up with the funny story of how Williams just got divorced twice in the last 24 hours. The Japanese sit stony-faced. So do we. Then Travolta gets to his big finish, and the Japanese break into helpless laughter. My theory: Since almost all Japanese businessmen in Vegas speak English, they've been playing a practical joke.
"Old Dogs" seems to have lingered in post-production while editors struggled desperately to inject laugh cues. It obviously knows no one will find it funny without being ordered to. How else to explain reaction shots of a dog responding to laugh lines?
Or the painfully obvious use of music as obvious as a yellow highlighter, to point out comedy? Example: Rita Wilson gets her hand slammed by a car trunk lid, and the soundtrack breaks into "Big Girls Don't Cry."
Another clue is when characters break into bad sitcom dialogue. After the Old Boys end up at camp with their young charges, a muscular counselor (Matt Dillon) asks them, "You girls ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?" Williams: "I think so, Mr. Testosterone."
Another clue: "funny moments" repeated in case we missed them. Example: Robin Williams test-drives a buckled-on, back-mounted device that allows him to fly. It loses power, and he drops into a pond. Wow, that was funny! Wait! Here it is again! Same drop, new angle! Twice as funny! Oh, no! A third drop! Ohmigod! Wait -- wait -- a fourth time? Usher, quick! Bring me oxygen!
Seth Green is not a tall man. But hell, he's only three inches shorter than Williams. In this movie, you'd think Green was Danny DeVito. He ends up wrapped in the arms of a gorilla. Never mind why. Doesn't matter. First Law of Movie Gorillas: Guy in a gorilla suit is never funny, unless the joke is on him.
To save himself from the enormous beast, Green sings a soothing lullaby. The gorilla dozes off peacefully. Hey, that's good! That's very good! Green gently tries to extricate himself from gorilla's embrace. Nothing doing! Green desperately starts crooning again. Just think. If the gorilla wakes up, Green will be crushed to death! Man, oh, man!
The release of "Old Dogs" was delayed from April until now because of the death of another of its co-stars, Bernie Mac. I can think of another way that they might have respected his memory.
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